Survey: What is a good birthday gift for a woman who is turning 43?
gifted | Mar 01, 2011 | 48 comments
This woman has no husband or kids, and quite frankly very few morals.
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(It’s on the 11th people. Start shopping NOW).
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Batteries.
Or at least, that’s what I want.
cardboard cut outs of people
a spa gift certificate
Men popping out of cakes. *****.
A card that says your going way over the hill… but YOUR STILL HOT.
then make a striper come out of nowhere.
answer mine!
you wont regret it.
a millionaire
A male stripper or a massage.
sex toy..lol
You barely even used the ********* I got you last year.
And frankly, I’m not sure that there are any products in existence that can be inserted into your body that you don’t already own.
*cries*
a Bible, lol
Seriously, get her a gift certificate if you don’t know her well
many women would rather pick out something themself
get her an aduly toy and extra batteries or get some nice perfume….
A big fat ***** & a case of booze
I would give this woman a cruise…
A cruise where she was the onnnly woman, surrounded by hundreds of hot men…and oopsie..
The boat is stranded on a desert island…
Only she and the 10 hottest live.
She starts a tribe and is worshipped forever.
Amen.
Oh yes, she secretly stll has a working computer. I don’t know how this is, but she is able to maintain her fans with stories of her queendom.
Take her to Chippndales for a Ladies Night Out.
an inflatable date.
or a *****
how about an all expenses paid trip to Beaver Alaska
Drugs? Mine is on December 7th. What are you getting me?
I’ll show up at your doorstep wearing a T-Shirt with an arrow pointing down at my zipper that says “God’s Gift To Women…”
Will you please do me a favor and send me a card or something reminding me the day before your bday? I’m horrible at remembering AND parallel parking
a male stripper
you’re sooo lucky, in the prime of life and nothing to hold you back from enjoying it. a blank check’s in the mail! course it’s from a closed acct but it’s the thought that counts ; )
I thought you were talking about me as I am 43, but i have kids (adult kids) and a fricken husband, da mn it!
so its not me. aaaargh!
ok as I am the age of the woman you are speeking of, I say
get her a bottle of vodka a good or excellent type of vodka.
you cant go wrong with vodka…. even if they are a non drinker… they will love vodka!
good luck!
A hot tub with a guy in it
A pool boy? You don’t really have to have a pool.
A male escort….duh.
lol
P.s. Plus chocolate underwear for the escort.
Do Beavers like Beavhims? I think you should get one of them.
Turning 43 what? 43 tricks a night? Somebody like that would have to be pretty rowdy, and in her mid forties. If it’s like you say, a case of condoms would probably do her more good than anything else.
big fat dildo
Would you like a kid…, I mean a husband??. I can… I mean we can attempt to make babbies.
The BeDazzler!
A hot 28 year old male masseuse that provides extra services, like beaver licking.
Me. Oh, and I come with three kids & morals — but because it’s your birthday I can leave the morals at home to watch the kids!!!
Whatever she gets, there should be a happy eneding.
booze
male escort
condoms
I think a male hooker would be a nice gift for you, I mean her.
That woman must be having a LOT of fun! I’d buy her edible panties, a power tool and a gift certificate to Joannes Fabrics.
A bottle of Whiskey and a male stripper…Please remember me in April!
A 30 year-old
A night with me.
*bats lashes*
A man that is turning 23.
Forget all the buttplugs, male escorts, strippers, dildos, etc, etc. I’m 44, and the gift I would want is a Ross Gift Card.
OK… and the millionaire.
A very charitable 25 year old.
Me !
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check out my 360 on yahoo! 360 my page is NOT FOR MINORS and is rated (18+) but it’s not ‘lewd’ but iam utterly filthy and proud to be a legendary swordsman of the night morning ,afternoon.
WARNING-PLEASE ENSURE YOU HAVE NO HEART PROBLEMS AND THAT YOUR MORAL COUNT IS SO LOW YOU ARE EFFECTIVELY – IN THE GUTTER
she can find me at mismobismos diary of debauchery (18+) -simply ‘google’ * mismobismo * to get my 360 LINK – and the fun shall commence(-if she is brave she can instant msg. me or telephone me with no clothes on and i shall have her glued to her seat -figuratively and literally for at least one hour-i have been known to cause tingling sensations in women (and shudders) i also have a reputation of providing substances to one woman who became very large for NINE months and suddenly this person had another person appear from within herself -(a 50 % variant clone of me)She HAS to have an excellent p-q-r-s-t (sinus) complex on her ecg (a u wave with some ectopics will be considered)and to at least pass up to stage 3 on an exercise ecg-her blood pressure should be no more than 122/77 at rest (plus a resting pulse of between 62-78 Beat per minute) and she MUST be sexy,sensitive ,loving and kind,and not **** men! she should be of sound mind and have no alcohol or drug dependancies. I am all of the above and then some,im 42 average looking and i make people laugh ,cry and slowly go insane…….i’m also an honest,open but extremely intense lover,i’ll try anything once except have sexual relations WITH ANIMALS OR MALE HUMANS
It’s Cyber Monday, I’m shopping! I’m shopping….yeah, that’s it….
ok, Fredricks of Hollywood has a gift registry….
you could go pick and choose…..
check out the fishnet jingle bell thigh highs….
a ride on the bang bus.
My birthday is the day before so if I get my gift of the perfect man I will ask if he has a brother
a cruise to somewhere tropical during this crappy cold weather? well that’s what i want
Gift card from Wal-Mart…she can get anything she wants with that.